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RULE #1
Every crew has rules.
This is the one you don’t forget.
The Rule #1 tee is built like a true deck shirt — clean up front, all attitude on the back.
On the front, you’ve got the Totally Freaking Awesome dive-inspired crest: a bold mark featuring dive mask and crossed cutlasses, blending treasure hunting and pirate heritage into one clean emblem.
Turn around, and the message is clear:
“Don’t Fall Off The Boat.”
Backed by a weathered skull and crossed blades, this design brings humor and hard-earned truth together — because out here, mistakes aren’t funny… unless they didn’t happen to you.
⚓ Design Layout
• Front: Clean chest logo (Totally Freaking Awesome crest)
• Back: Large statement graphic with skull, cutlasses, and Rule #1
• Distressed, vintage-style artwork for a worn-in pirate feel
• Designed for life on deck, at the bar, or anywhere in between
⚓ Fit, Feel & Quality
The tri-blend fabric delivers that soft, broken-in feel from day one, with a modern fit that holds up through repeated wear and washing. Lightweight and breathable — built for long days in the sun and late nights telling stories.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles for a smooth feel
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Note: Fabric is slightly sheer and may appear more transparent on lighter colors.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Rule #1
$32.50
Every crew has rules.
This is the one you don’t forget.
The Rule #1 tee is built like a true deck shirt — clean up front, all attitude on the back.
On the front, you’ve got the Totally Freaking Awesome dive-inspired crest: a bold mark featuring dive mask and crossed cutlasses, blending treasure hunting and pirate heritage into one clean emblem.
Turn around, and the message is clear:
“Don’t Fall Off The Boat.”
Backed by a weathered skull and crossed blades, this design brings humor and hard-earned truth together — because out here, mistakes aren’t funny… unless they didn’t happen to you.
⚓ Design Layout
• Front: Clean chest logo (Totally Freaking Awesome crest)
• Back: Large statement graphic with skull, cutlasses, and Rule #1
• Distressed, vintage-style artwork for a worn-in pirate feel
• Designed for life on deck, at the bar, or anywhere in between
⚓ Fit, Feel & Quality
The tri-blend fabric delivers that soft, broken-in feel from day one, with a modern fit that holds up through repeated wear and washing. Lightweight and breathable — built for long days in the sun and late nights telling stories.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles for a smooth feel
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Note: Fabric is slightly sheer and may appear more transparent on lighter colors.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |